Rating Stuff I've Done In Real Time

The last time I did a real time session was in December 2019, and I can’t wait to get back into it! My first session is with a long time sub that has funded my purse habit for years. I’ll be staying at a cute little hotel where I’ll get to do all kinds of bad things to them. No I’m not in the slightest unhinged… why do you ask?

Ballbusting—8/10. Love it. Literally cannot get enough of it. This has leaked into my own sex life where I end up kicking every dick I fuck at least a couple times. The feeling of their balls getting crushed under my toes? Sensational. My first RT sub was obsessed with getting kicked in the balls with dirt encrusted sneakers and went ahead to eat their own nut after a cute little beating. Hope they’re doing well, xo!

Toilet Play—5/10. Only because I always forget * not * to flush. It is pretty funny watching them dunk their own head in the toilet bowl after my first pee in the morning and still whine that it’s diluted.

Golden Showers—7/10. It’s sooooooooo messy.

Human Furniture—10/10. Especially if they’re kinda thick. More surface area to put my vegan buffalo wings and seven containers of ranch sauce. Pro tip: make them crawl with your scraps on their back to the trash can and return promptly for human foot stool duties!

Foot Massage—0/10. You fucks do not care about giving a good foot massage and always end up shoving your fat noses into my perfect feet. Get a grip, toe slut!

Let me know what you’d like to hear about in part two!