What To Do If Your Wife Is Cheating

It finally happened. You caught your wife in the act.

She wasn’t even remotely creative about it. You came home from a grueling 15 hour day at the office and saw her baby blue La Perla set strewn across the stairway and his Cucinelli’s by the door. You bought her that set last week because you were two minutes late to picking her and her best friend up from the spa. Matching sets for the both of them charged on your card, that you’d die to see them in together… but that’s a tale for another time. Could she have been a little bit more audacious about fucking another man? You know, make it a little more entertaining. Like calling in the middle of a meeting just for you to pick up and hear her moaning with the sound of her cheeks being clapped in the background. You could even pretend to let your finger slip on to the speaker phone so your boss, his boss, his boss’s boss, and all the investors get to listen in too. The looks of dismay, envy and desire you’d see on all their faces as you scanned the room while your wife gets bolder and louder. Or even better—she drains all your bank accounts, takes your name off the insurance, and burns the whole house down. You get nothing while she and her new lover drive off into the sunset, forever rich, and forever fucking. Now wouldn’t that have been fun?

But no.

Maybe it’s time to face the truth. Maybe you have been spending a lot more time thinking about this than she has. Not you cheating on her… her cheating on you. You fantasize about her infidelity. You can’t help but jerk off to the thought of a bigger, better man shoving himself inside her. You love thinking about the fact that when he’s in her, she’s so much more filled up than she ever was when you fucked her. You adore thinking about a big fat cock in her because you know you’ll never compare. You used to think you were sick for it, but in time you grew to realize it was the jealousy you felt that got you going. It was the feeling of being put in your place and denied while another man gets the green light. It’s the fact that you pay for her whole exorbitant, excessive, greedy girl lifestyle and yet, there is no privilege that comes with this feat. You only get the satisfaction of knowing you’re being used for your cash and nothing more.

You have no choice but to

a) Reward her for her efforts: Buy her more lingerie to wear for her new men
b) Beg her for a recording so you can jerk off in the bathroom to her being pounded by another man
c) Ask permission to sit and wait in the closet next time this happens
d) Gift her an all expenses paid (duh) vacation for her and her new man so they can peacefully fuck around the world while you slave away at home
e) Request a cum shot to the face for the one time. You are just a big fat cum slut bucket after all