Spending Valentines With Your Boys Because You're Too Cool (And You Want To Suck Their Cocks)

You’re too cool for the whole dating thing. Your city is too crazy. Too much to do, you tell your friends when they ask you why you don’t have a girlfriend, and it works, they don’t usually press after that. You’ve formulated a way of making them seem uncool for even asking—you? A girlfriend? Please. You get all the pussy in the world. Every girl you want could be yours.

And yet that’s not true. What you hide from everybody is that you actually don’t get any pussy at all. Not a lick. You don’t know how to get women’s attention, it’s almost as if they see right through you. One time, long ago, you had a girlfriend you were with for almost forever. You really thought she was the one. She’d even go so far as to thumb your asshole without you having to say anything. One time she even pegged you while you talked about your friends fucking her, when you both knew it was just an excuse for you to be able to talk about them.

It’s not like you’re in love with them or anything. In fact, a lot of them have girlfriends, so it could never be a thing anyways. But you’d be lying if you said you had never thought about it, especially on those one on one trips you took together. Like it wouldn’t be so easy to stay in the hotel all day and suck each others cocks. Take it up the ass before taking a nap and going out to dinner. It could all be so easy. It could all be so real.

You need this. How could you think about dating when you just want to suck your best friends’ cocks while they finger your thirsty asshole? Valentines Day means nothing to you unless you get to spend it with them. To their girlfriends, you’re the hot mysteriously single friend whom nobody can pin down, when really, you just want to take the pipe as deep as they do, and do it so much better. It’s all you can think about. It’s all you really want, and you’re just too cool to not be able to have all the fat juicy cock you want for Valentine’s Day.