Rating Stuff I've Done In Real Time: GFE Edition
After years of experimentation as a lifestyle domme, girlfriend experience remains the most nuanced, emotionally complex and yet one of the most rewarding things I’ve done. I don’t officially offer it because I like to be selective. You can’t annoy me if I’m going to be giving you the greatest time of your life. It goes without saying that it is always, always expensive.
Dinner: I don’t have to specify that it’s always at an intimate, beautiful and small venue. Imagine being so excited to go to dinner with me just to not be able to hear my voice over the racket of an overly breathed-in cantine. A maximum occupancy of ten or less is perfect. We don’t do family friendly here in case my foot suddenly appears on your lap and you just can’t help yourself. 10/10. Always a good time because my best subs and I always have great taste.
Drive: Taking me anywhere I want to go, especially showing me the best views around your city, is my favorite thing about visiting a favorite boy out of state. I love sitting in the car for hours as the sun goes down, listening to all my favorite songs and not having to worry about gas, directions, or having an itinerary because that’s what he’s for. All I have to do is look out the window and pretend my life is a pre-scandal Lana del Rey music video. 8/10 only because they don’t deserve all of my quality conversations and sometimes I feel tempted to leave them stranded at the rest stop for funsies.
Dessert: Have I ever had sex with a sub? I pegged the shit out of him. There was a little bit of blood the first time. 6/10. In terms of letting a sub penetrate me? Maybe if he was strapped because there is absolutely no way I am allowing him to derive pleasure from my pleasure. Plus it would be way easier for him to lick all my cum off the strap than off his own…. though it might be fun to watch him try to suck his own dick. All fun and games aside the only way I’d let my sub see me get totally stretched out if it was by another bigger, better man. He could watch me sink down on it and wait patiently (or not…. guys never seem to be able to last in me?) for him to finish in me and clean up whatever leaks out, just to secretly hope most of it stayed in me because what he really wants is to pay for me to get impregnated by another man. Freshly sparked desires to fund the lifestyle of a woman in love with another man and her brat daughter? The best way to end a date, if you ask me.
