7 Things To Do With Your Dirty Panties

Congratulations! You’ve received your first pair of Dirty Panties. The scent is intoxicating and the lace makes your blood pump faster. What are some way you can maximize your DP usage? Read on:

1) Wear it under your face mask. No one’s gonna know.

2) Build a shrine. Include your favorite photos (framed in cute brass), flowers, fairy lights. Wear your DP over your head while you worship.

3) Request a custom clip teasing you about your DP. Watch on a loop.

4) Filter your water with them. Refreshing.

5) Soak them in water and microwave them for 8 seconds. Steam your face with them.

6) Put them inside your pillow case. Sweet, DP filled dreams.

7) Put them on the pillow you regularly hump. She deserves nice things too.

8) Wear the panties over your head. Then place a paper bag over with eyes cut out. Nothing should come between you and your dirty panties. Not even every day life.

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