Your Wife Hates Having Sex With You

You are so fucking horny all the time it’s not even funny anymore. Everything reminds you of the lack of sex you’re having and jerking off does absolutely nothing for you. The kicker? Your wife won’t have sex with you. You are stuck in a sexless marriage where your wife looks down on you and can’t get wet when you touch her. She is physically incapable of getting turned on by you, and yet it seems like every other week a new sex toy shows up on your doorstep and you hear her pleasuring herself with them all night long.

The sex you were having when you actually had it? Fucking. Abysmal. You thought there might be a learning curve that came along with being a new couple but it was always so bad. Even when the both of you got blindingly drunk, you never seemed to be able to make her cum, and she? She didn’t give a fuck about emptying your balls.

It’s all your fault. You might be endlessly horny but that doesn’t speak for the quality of your boners. Flaccid and inconsistent, of course she lost interest in you. Your dick wasn’t even anything to write home about in the first place but you lost her when you weren’t able to prove that it wasn’t all about the size of the ship. The motion of the ocean fucking sucks and you only have yourself to blame.

You haven’t the self awareness or inclination to do the shadow work it takes to figure out why your wife won’t stick around for your Gumby ass dick. Why it goes all bendy and soft the second she positions herself on top of you, even though she’s by far the most beautiful woman you’ve ever fucked. There’s something wrong with you and you just can’t admit it to yourself, let alone do anything. Your stupid little ego won’t let you conceptualize that you are the problem. Your pathetic fucking dick is the reason for downfall of your marriage and you just can’t face it.