from: <usedtissue@protonmail.com>
to: xoprincessmsia@gmail.com
date: Dec 15, 2022, 9:32 AM
subject: Lol @ my life

We always hear about the wife who fucks the hot best friend and lives happily ever after. What about the ones who spend their lives yearning for that one guy who never treated them right, just to marry their rebound???

Where do I begin. The whole thing was just a spiral of chaos and naiveté because tbh this was my first real relationship and I didn’t care who it was as long as I could use her as social currency. I wanted to post pictures of myself with a semi-attractive woman just to prove to myself I wasn’t a loser. I wanted her to pose for me and look like she was loving her life with me, I mean, why wouldn’t she? She had access to it all. She could buy anything she wanted and I would never say no, though I would subject it all to my never-wrong critiques which often triggered her into going into a fury of texting and then driving off without me before returning days later without a mention of my past idiocies, and I lunged at the opportunity to please. I’d beg to drive her places and do the whole thing all over again. Of course I had to have a say in the curtains! She doesn’t let me fuck her. Never has.

The thing is. I wish I could be mad about her cheating on me. But the dude she likes doesn’t even like her. They broke up years ago. They don’t even talk to each other. She goes on these disgustingly beautiful dates with men she doesn’t even like, and they take her around the world and buy her all these beautiful gifts and then she fucks the shit out of them. See? Tell me it isn’t obvious she doesn’t like it. I stay home, cleaning, preparing for when she gets home, and ONLY jerking off to her. It’s only right of her to send me videos of her getting obliterated by the hands of another man.

If you ask me, I won. I get to call myself her husband. No matter how many international dicks she throats, no matter how many fat chunky loads she takes to the face, and no matter how many times she tells another man her pussy is his just to think about her ex while he cums deep inside her, I’ll always be her husband.