This is a test only for the most inferior. The ones who emasculated themselves enough to love me, but have accepted the fact that they will never be with me. The ones who only get to experience from a distance, while another man gets everything. If you’ve done any of these things, you might just be the biggest cuck around…

You have paid for a date above $150 before. Who cares about salads and sandwich dates. A real cuck bitch pays for the surf and turf, extra lobster. I said extra lobster. The best part? You’ll send her everything for it, and she won’t even pick up the tab. That’s for her date to do.

You bought her clothes she wore for another man. Lingerie is lingerie… but imagine buying her the most beautiful bags, dresses, coats, heels, and everything that is beautiful just for her to be seen out with a guy hotter, smarter, and richer than you are? She’s playing footsie under the table at Nobu, wearing the YSL’s you paid for, while you jerk off over your toilet at home.

You paid to be ignored on the phone while she was with him. You paid big bucks just for her to mute the audio the whole time. You imagined them talking, laughing, kissing. It’s like you didn’t even exist, except when they randomly called you a loser bitch, together, and hung up. You loved that. Hundreds of dollars well spent.

You start telling people you’re in a relationship, but it doesn’t even exist. You have a girl, you say, lying through your teeth. She just doesn’t live here. But everyone knows it’s all made up. They probably wouldn’t even be surprised by the truth: you’re just a beta jerking off in the dark to a screen in front of a shrine built around her being. Make no mistake that there is love here—just one-sided, and never, ever for you. While she may mean everything to you, you are but a mere speck in the universe to her.