Holiday Bitch Boy Behavior Guide: Hot or Not!

HOT: Holiday bonuses… sent to Her account promptly.
Not: Failing to budget for Her.

HOT: Buying two or more gifts instead of one.
Not: Complaining about how expensive Her tastes are. Um, duh? The limit does not exist.

HOT: Giving Her your travel miles.
Not: Asking her to skype while she’s on vacation.

HOT: Shutting up and sending.
Not: Requesting to do real time during the holidays.

HOT: Sending gift cards from Her favorite places. Hint: Your credit card bill statement.
Not: Sending Amazon gift cards. Shop small this season <3

HOT: Opening up another credit card (or five) to fund this year’s gifts.
Not: Having money in your bank account when you know it should rightfully be in Hers.