Cuckold's Lunar New Year Wishlist

IF you know me, you know I don’t do Amazon wishlists. Security issues, blah blah. I am a gift card enthusiast, especially in amounts exceeding $500. Big fat amounts for the new year is just so sexy.

So where exactly do you buy things for the girl who already has everything?

Cult Gaia: Beauty trumps functionality in the form of six-inch platform heels and petite, crystal beaded purses. Perfect for date nights out that you’ll pay for while I go with a better, more superior man.

Studio Pia: If my date has a huge throbbing cock, obviously I’m going to let him fuck me. Obviously I need cute lingerie. And obviously you’re going to pay for that too.

Jo Malone: I want lotions, oils, and candles for when he inevitably rubs my ass down. My signature scents are red roses, tuberose and angelica.

ARE YOU AM I: What better to flounce around town and ignore boys double texting for round #2 than in this tiny little mini dress? I’ll be doing charity: taking pics for simps to gawk at on IG stories, shopping and using your card, all while my boy toy anxiously waits for a reply! Doesn’t it feel great contributing to such a meaningful cause?