Do you look in the mirror every day and think “damn, I’m so glad I’m a fucking hole to be used”? You could score the opportunity of a lifetime and be the next right hand whore for the Goddess of your dreams. Merely existing in the same dimension as her is a privilege in itself, imagine working for her.

Perks:

-Access to a premium supply of Goddess golden nectar (made fresh, in house)
-No more annoying credit cards and cash! Surrendering all your finances to focus on your dream job is the backwards break from capitalism you never knew you needed
-Unrelenting humiliation simply by existing in Her domain
-Weekly food allowance of two (2) cans of beans and all the trash in the restroom bin during period week as WELL as the cat’s litter box
-No need to worry about having a sex life anymore, because you’re a modern day eunuch.

Tasks:

-Hand wash used, often cum-soaked panties (absolutely no stuffing your face in the crotch)
-Offer mouth as portable toilet (must double as human bidet)
-Tampon removal and disposal (again, mouth)
-Clean bathroom with a toothbrush made from your own eyelashes and suck on it like a lollipop
-Lodge toilet plunger stick into rectum, unclog toilet while practicing squat form
-Be on standby during sexy time for cleanup duties
-Among other enriching activities!

Pay is $2000 a day. All payment options are accepted, crypto preferred.