Cleats

Sharp. Minimal effort, high damage. The guaranteed scratches from barely even stepping. Blood will be drawn. Recommended for experienced players. 10/10.

Heels

Pressing into flesh with sky-high stilettos just hits different. Another low effort, high damage choice. One word: puncture. 8/10 just because toes are exposed to the *elements*.

Dirty Sneakers

Everybody knows a beta’s mouth doubles as a shoe shiner. Bring your dirty air force 1’s to the wash and put your sub’s spit glands to the test. Provides balanced support for trampling, jumping, kicking, and crushing. 9/10.

Boots

These boots were meant for kicking men in the balls, and that’s just what they’ll do! Break your combat boots in on your sub’s family jewels—the chunkier the sole, the better. Steel toes look great being shoved down a weak boy’s throat, and he’ll die at the chance to press the cold hard leather on his face before seeing stars. Great for kicking out teeth and causing infertility. 20/10.