Before You Text Her Again, You Should Know...
It’s been weeks since you’ve texted her. Months. You even held out all the way through Thanksgiving, Christmas. New Years was spent with friends, sure, but after a couple of beers what choice do you have but think of her? It’s comforting in a way, you’ve always been one for routines, and you’ve made an unshakeable habit of checking on her and wondering about her when she isn’t posting. How unfair is it that through the holidays, unlike the rest of her friends, she didn’t post a single thing? Not a single gift, dinner. You had to fantasize from scratch about how she might be spending the most wonderful time of the year, and so you’re here, close to midnight, wondering it’s too late to say fuck it and text her out of the blue. You could definitely do that, and while you spend the following morning anxiously checking your phone to see if she replies and the evening regretting every decision you’ve ever made in your life, here’s what she’s actually doing:
Sleeping in because she spent the whole night on the phone with her rich long distance boyfriend who sends her flowers and Van Cleef every week
Getting ready to go on a date to a place where you could buy a MacBook with how much they’ll spend on a tasty brunch there
Smoking a j while he begs to drive her around for just a little longer
Being surprised with more gifts and laughing instead of saying thank you, because, you know, the weed
Allowing him to lick her asshole until she cums, only to scurry away to a massage she prebooked on his card. And before you ask—the type of sex they have is based on her pleasure, and hers alone. Cumming is a bonus that although he may deserve in merit, conveniently eludes him every time!
Leaving her phone on Do Not Disturb because she doesn’t have time to tend to both boyfriend #1 and #2, let alone your pathetic DMs
